Dianne: [while Shaun is fighting a zombie] SHAUN!
[Throws dart and misses]
Shaun: YO!
Shaun: [Diane throws another dart and hits the zombie] YES, yes, in the head!
Shaun: [Diane throws a third dart and hits Shaun in the head on accident] AHHHHHHHHH!

Shaun: Come and get it! It’s a running buffet!
[shouts]
Shaun: All you can eat!

Ed: Any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don’t say that!
Ed: What?
Shaun: That!
Ed: What?
Shaun: The zed-word. Don’t say it!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because it’s ridiculous!
Ed: Alright… are there any out there though?
Shaun: [looking out the door mail slot, he sees an empty street] I don’t see any. Maybe it’s not as bad as all that.
Shaun: [turns his head and sees a pack of zombies] Oh, no, wait, there they are.

Ed: [after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] Why didn’t you just shoot him?

Ed: Don’t forget to kill Philip!

Shaun: Ohh, for God’s sake! He’s got an arm off!

Trisha Goddard: [”I Married A Zombie” sketch] You go to bed with it?

Barbara: [Over the phone] Some men tried to get into the house.
Shaun: Well are they still there?
Barbara: [Over the phone] I’m not sure, we’ve shut the curtains.

Shaun: They still out there?
[Ed checks, revealing two zombies scratching at the window]
Ed: Yeah. What you think we should do?
Shaun: Have a sit down?

[describing the zombies]
Dianne: Just look at the face: it’s vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who’s lost a bet.

[Shaun and Ed back up to the body of a man they’ve just hit and Shaun rolls down his window]
Shaun: Are you all right?
Ed: Come on, let’s just go.
Shaun: Hello?
Ed: He’s going to be dead either way.
Shaun: Ed, that’s not the point!
[the body rises and moans, zombified, at Shaun and Ed]
Shaun: Oh thank God for that.

Shaun: As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team… I don’t know what he was talking about.

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Parking is the act of stopping a vehicle and leaving it unoccupied for more than a brief time. It is against the law virtually everywhere to park a vehicle in the middle of a highway or road; parking on one or both sides of a road, however, is commonly permitted. Parking facilities are constructed in combination with most buildings, to facilitate the coming and going of the buildings’ users.

With parallel parking, cars are arranged in a line, with the front bumper of one car facing the back bumper of an adjacent one. This is done parallel to a curb, when one is provided. Parallel parking is the most common mode of streetside parking. It may also be used in parking lots and parking structures, but usually only to supplement parking spaces that use the other modes.
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Vampires are mythological or folkloric beings that are renowned for subsisting on human blood or lifeforce, but in some cases may prey on animals. Although vampires have different characteristics depending on which lore one reads, in most cases, they are described as reanimated corpses who feed by draining and consuming the blood of living beings.

The term was popularised in the early 18th century and arose from the folklore of southeastern Europe, particularly the Balkans and Greece. Folkloric vampires were depicted as undead beings who visited loved ones and caused mischief or deaths in the neighbourhoods they inhabited while living. They wore shrouds, did not bear fangs and were often described as bloated and of ruddy or darkened countenance.

The 1897 novel Dracula brought folklore into the realm of published fiction. The success of this book spawned a distinctive vampire genre, still popular in the 21st century. Books and films of the genre have portrayed vampires with attributes markedly distinct from those of original folkloric vampires. With Count Dracula, the gaunt, fanged noble undead, vulnerable to sunlight was born. However, traits such as aversion to garlic and vulnerability to staking were simply incorporated from the folklore.

Numerous cultures the world over have similar entities that suck blood or energy and prey on the living; indeed, some also have stories of non-human vampires, including real animals such as bats, dogs, spiders and mythical creatures such as the chupacabra. All vampire lore stems from ancient demonology, which had vampiric beings, but are not classified as vampires as such.
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